Friendzone

Once again bitches don't understand when a guy did us all a favor and put your ass in the friend-zone... i mean come on don't you see it?

don't you see the way he gives you the short hugs, the obvious leaning away when you lean in with your bad breath. B/*CH! Get your mind out gutter chika, he ain't that in to you...since you wanna be so thirsty, you still there hanging on with hope like a fish outta water.

i would say i feel sorry but i would be lying.

ugh sometimes i wonder what goes through your head when doesn't look at you with the lustrous obsessed gaze (i really mean creepy stare), are you to blind to see that he doesn't love you like you do. its sad watching you. with him. sitting together and he asks your opinion on hot girls he wants to fuck on Facebook and Instagram.

your poor degenerate soul fades and your heart gets chipped smaller and smaller every time you are with him, leaving no space for other guys to come and shower you with affections...don't you see the other degenerate soul being cock blocked by your "friend" or is he a crush?

Guuuuurrlll you might think people don't notice how you walk in like a frigging ogre and turn into cat-woman when you see him.

damn your personality changes as quick as those make-up photo editors. it's really laughable how you try so hard to make yourself instantly appealing by pretending to like what he loves, pretending to understand what he means. why set yourself up for that stay in your lane girl.

F#(k that one fish you want to fry... there are a whole lot of varieties to choose from, but wait a minute... I'm going to defend you now surprisingly. it's not your fault you thirsty.

you just don't know how to attract the right guy that doesn't want to fuck around with you the respectful way...some boys are just perverts in sheep's skin (that's a dumb excuse but IDGAF). Child listen to your bestie right now and listen to mommy and daddy.

Staph sniffing around for them, they shall find you and seriously if he ain't interested, well...shit show must go on!

Your Bestie,

PasopNegra